Welcome to the rap battle thread! This is where I am going to own cholo But everyone else post feel free to have your own rap battles. But please don't post any raps offensive towards me because I cry ;_; easily And to start this thread right I want it known that Jedi is already banned from posting Dun judge my bad OP skills
Boy... Your opinion on me doesn't faze me, I'll keep ripping you apart, slowly dissecting your mind, enjoying all your pain and loss in life Ooh that stung? Why don't I give you a baby bottle to cease your cries? Little white boy tryin to be a internet thug, kid I've been thuggin on the internet since before your moms had you I can hear you silently cryin into that mike of yours, your minds slowly trying to fathom my unnatural skills while I'm taking all your internet money, but don't give up, kid, in time you'll be as great as me ;-; done. Your turn broski
I'm bad at rapping, so I'll make a poem dedicated to baenanas.? Oh baenanas are good, I would eat them for the rest of my life if I could, They come in many different shapes, You can even dress yours up in capes. Yolo. People peel them in different ways, People eat them in strange ways, You may even feed it to one of your baes. Whatever you do with your treat, Just make sure you have fun and eat. Pwned. I'm really bad at rhyming sorry.
You call that a rap, cholo? Call me Han Solo, 'bout to go Star Wars on your ass. "I am your father", So call me daddy, Gon' smoke ya like I smoke my grass. So listen up Cholo Mister, You're more chick than a sister, You ain't gangsta with this crap, You just coming on as soft wit your whiny little rap. Just kidding, you gonna make it super far! Ha, sarcastic! A little punk is what ya are! So produce yaself a backbone, and go tie ya self a noose! No body seemed to rap so yup.
Ashes You already came burned up, your raps seem a little childish, relax son, sit back with a notebook and scribble down this little lesson Ya wanna be my daddy but that fool couldn't handle me in his nutsack Guess grandma should've swallowed you whole, gramps couldn't shoot you far enough We'll both make it far in life, turning into rich ole rappers with a cent too much to spend Nah, cousin listen to this, would you rather be happy and poor or stay rich with no one to love? Forget it my lessons lost on you son, you cannot comprehend these words of wisdom Keep rippin me apart with that alt
All these hoess are whack Thinking they can spit a rap I'm about to lay it down on you Turn that smile upside down on you Cholo that dolos mines Why you giving these thirstys time? Hoes nowdays be on that grind That grind of tryna steal what's mine I'll smack a ***** upside their head Don't care if she's dead ? Hahah jkjk I suck :lol:
Come on. I'm stuck in a class, someone hit me with some words. I'm bored as hell. Waiting for le babe to text back. Where's your boy Asian Obama?