How to be A Heartbreaker Inspired by the song How to be a Heartbreaker by: Marina and the Diamonds Hope you like it! Rule number 1, Is that you got to have fun. Rule number 2, just don't get attached to. Rule number 3, wear your heart on your cheek . Rule number 4, got to be looking pure. Rule number 5, get him falling for a stranger Rule number 6, sing him I-love-you Ruler number 7, BREAK HIS HEART If you have done all of the rules. You are definitely a heart breaker. This contract is given at the date of August 30, 2009 between the agent , Kyra Antoinette Scharleau and the customer , Leonie Schwann to make the prospect , Jan Aki Sandejas to fall in love with the agent and break his heart without getting attached to the prospect in an amount of 500,000 pesos. Failure to comply with the condition above may result to consequences the agent will have to bear that include the return of payment. Nothing in this contract must be publicized, failure to comply must pay the person another 500,000 pesos. Signed by Kyra Antoinette Scharleau and Leonie Schwann. --- ~ Yeah, tell me what you think. Sasa
@HeroicDerp_ Girlfriend- : a woman that someone is having a romantic or sexual relationship with : a female friend Relationship- : a romantic or sexual friendship between two people : the way in which two or more people or things are connected Heartbreak- : a very strong feeling of sadness, disappointment, etc. ??
@HeroicDerp_ Your welcome. Anyways, this is just a story. That I wanted to share with you guys. So yeah.
UMMMM ... I was always taught that you had to eat a lot, become 200-300 pounds. And then step fully on the left chest of someone. That's how hearts are crushed.
Rule number 1, is that you got to have fun. “Hey, a woman like you should have me by your side to keep you a company” I looked at him. This is interesting. Jan Aki Sandejas, age of 22, son of a well known businessman, a typical prodigal son. He flirted with Leonie Schwann, age of 22, a daughter of a mogul, a typical innocent brat that fell in love with a typical man. Women, they do everything it takes for the love of their life. That’s why they hurt too much. But well, here I am, as much as cheesy as it gets. I am the heartbreaker. But being a heartbreaker has it's own limits. I only break hearts of a player. I don’t just break men hearts just like that. It has to be done with utmost care, because I can’t risk myself to fall in love and break my heart. Not that it has been broke before. I am innocent on the love department, but I have seen what it done to women. I have seen that it destroyed them. So Jan Aki Sandejas let the falling begin. I flipped my hair. “Why thank you for your beloved presence” and I smiled seductively. “My name is Aki Sandejas. What’s yours sexy?” He leaned his self to my seat. Typical men to take advantage on a woman. “Kyra Scharleau” He grinned. Well, I hate grin. Especially if it is mischievous. “Let’s dance” I give him my hand and we dance. His body molded to mine. He keeps touching me appropriately. “Let’s go to my place. What can you say gorgeous?” And hide a wicked smile. This is definitely going to be fun. “Let me go to the powder room first. Then, we’ll meet at the parking lot. I’m going to bring my car lover” I whispered it to him. And I nibble his ears, tease it with my teeth. And I feel a bulge in his pants. “Don’t get too long Sweetie” I smiled provocatively. And I leave him and gone to my office to meet the customer Leonie Schwann for our plan. “I didn’t like the way you nibble his ear” A sentence I was not surprised to hear. Women are half *******. She should be grateful I am not interested with Aki. Well, I have high standard. I keep it as high as my heels and chin. “We’ll get on the plan Leonie. Rest assured I won’t fall for the prospect” I looked at her and I was impressed that She looked exactly like me. My make-up, seductive clothing, hair, perfume and mostly she was wearing my agent fierce-y red lipstick. But one thing is for sure. She will not be Kyra Antoinette Scharleau. “Be there in fifteen minutes Leonie” With that, I left her. “Alex, you’re in charge” I smiled at my assistant. “Be careful, Kyra” The worry in her eyes, remind me of my Sister, I will definitely go to Her place after this. I turned and wave at her. --- Characters: Kyra Scharleau - Heartbreaker Aki Sandejas - Prospect Leonie Schwann - Customer Alex - Kyra's Assistant I hope everything's clear now. :s
I was skiming through it. Looks like rp, lol But why would you want to teach us how to be a heartbreaker? That's not nice.