Epicly's guide to battles

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by *-AC-EpiclyImmortalized_Isaac- (01), Oct 10, 2011.

  1. Contents.

    Attacking tips

    Defending tips

    War tips

    How to annoy your friends/person tips
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    battle tips

    Always attack someone with slightly lower attack/defense stats then you

    Me: Hey who even allowed you to put a quote here!

    That's what he said ~~

    Sure you wanna play nice go ahead and you'll have a lower chance of winning when battling a person with similar stats

    Your stats:

    Strength: 5088cs
    Intelligence: 5088cs

    Preferred opponent for you


    strength: 4088cs
    Intelligence: 4507cs


    Don't try him/her !!


    Strength: 5500cs
    Intelligence: 6000cs


    Use pots from store for higher chances of winning


    No not your flower vase put it down!, pots are items.
    2 types offensive and defensive.

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    Defense tips

    Always buy pots to be safe from hits.
    Not 100% but at least you feel secure.


    NEVER put your money in the bank. It sucks up 20% of your cash.

    However put them in tutors. Tutors are a good investment too :) you earn extra cash when someone hires it away from you

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    War tips

    Things to do before warring.

    1. Put cash into pots first. At least 100 of all offensive and defensive pots you can afford.

    2. Get tutors. Here's a good way to have a very high tutor bonus.


    Get 35-40m tutors that have 1k > stats.

    Get 45m tutors with 1.4k > stats.

    For max tutor bonus.

    What if I'm pinned in war

    Well scream like a boy who dropped his ice cream.






    Just joking. Doctor note or self pin.

    And hope they change targets.
    Or you really have to scream.


    HOW TO ANNOY YOUR FRIENDS

    Eavesdropping:

    Hehe make sure you use pots to eavesdrop.

    Its fun watching your friends get angry.

    However it's annoying when you keep getting eavesdropped like me


    That's all.

    Please comment and I'll continue to make better guides.

    Hope it helped:)
     
  2. Thanks

    Add On

    Hit 5 times and regen for maximum Efficiency
     
  3. Epic sense of humor 
     
  4. Cash Guide $$$

    Hit Isaac for cash.
    Or eAvesdrop.
    Or dancE.
    Or prAnk.
     
  5. Don't hit actives. Rule no. 1
     
  6. In my last big war I was making good $$$ from weak lcbc. If you hit higher stats they pay more. If you can get them that is.
     
  7. You bet. Try it 
     
  8. 1. You don't hit 5x for max efficiency.
    2. You don't need to use pots eavesdropping as they use no defense pots of target.
    3. You really have no clue.
    4. You really are a noob. Stop making fail guides.
     
  9. Its my 2nd guide couldn't you just give constructive feedback.

    Everyone makes mistakes.
     
  10. Turtle,

    You, are teh noob. Never seen you on forums, never gave a damn.

    If you want to troll troll somewhere else. It's obvious trolling isn't wanted here. Never will be either.

    =_=
     
  11. Turtle, go back to your ocean riding your fail

    Nice guide 
     
  12. Turtles can ride whales? O.O

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    Lol I just farm my alt. ._.
     
  13. Thanks. Though I did make a few mistakes...
     
  14. Who gives a damn?

    If turtle thinks she's perfect, than let her correct herself. If she looked in the mirror, she'd die of embarrasment.


    People aren't perfect Isaac, she isn't either. So she can shut her fat mouth and walk the hall of shame for all I care about.

    Mistakes are mistakes. Eventually they'll go away. :/
     
  15. 




    Back to math...
     
  16. Only Jesus doesn't make mistakes 
     
  17. Back to 抄詞語... 