YO MAMA JOKES

Your mom 









Uhh wait what? 

 

Fail

 

Who me? 




Ik 





I'm not good wiff the mum jokes 





That's why I said your mom 

 

hi Nicole 

 

Hi 

 

Ur mama so stupid when she heard it was gonna be chilly outside she brought a spoon and a plate

 

Ur mama so skinny her boobs touch

 

Ur mama so fat when she died and went to heaven god said where did my sun go

 

Ur mama so fat when she jumps a earthquake happens in japan all the way to Haiti

 

johny just stop now pls this is a repeat thread anyway

 

Yo momma so stupid..she's stupid 

 

~_•I'm so Awsome=•.•=

 

This reminds me of old times.. When I used to yo mama with a dear friend who I have. Anyways.. I might be a little rusty..

Yo mama so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing, she replied'moving house'

Yo mama so humongus that we're in her right now!

Yo mama so small that even the microorganisms don't acknowledge her existence!

yo mama so weird she drinks tea with her nose, paints with her tongue and plays the piano with her behind, all at the same time!

 

your mum so stupid she dried drowning a dead fish.

sorry this is very immature of me

 

tried?

 

Your momma so fat, she has her own gravitional pull 

Panda x

 

Your mother is so stupidly obese, when she saw a school bus full of white kids she said "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

 

Yo mama so dumb when she went
to watch tv she sat on the tv and watched the couch

 

Yo mama's so dumb, she threw a stick at the floor.

And missed.
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