Maicow. AKA Macau. Don't give no shit about it except that it's the best gambling city in the entire world and that I live there and have to celebrate it on an island that's surrounded by water</3 Anyways! 恭喜發財！ I hope the firecrackers eat you. :3 BECAUSE IN CHINA, YOU DON'T EAT CRACKERS. THE ENTIRE POPULATION KILLS EACHOTHER FOR IT. Be a smart lad and don't get caught in the crossfire, eh? NOW HAND OVER THE DAMN RED PACKETS AND GIVE ME THE BEER. I'M GOING TO GET DRUNK AT MIDNIGHT AND SLAUGHTER A PIG THEN EAT ITS ENTRAILS. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE MARRIRED OR NOT. PASS IT TO ME. Or I will KEELZ YOU. *hiss* I... Need... FLESH. >.> The act of desperation, eh? Lolololol. Yes! It's a tradition in my family to hang up useless decorations that mean no shit! Not to mention I'm forced to NOT take a shower tomorrow because my mother believes in silly housewife superstitions! That's why you keep the woman inside the kitchen. Too bad sexist jokes are overrated and we refuse to make you a damn sammich. Go move your ass or else we issue a lawyer and divorce papers. No shit. Another useless thread. Feel free to bomb it with hate and fail. I'll troll back twice as hard. :3 *rolls away*