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Yeah...as long as I keep the front door closed and no-one ever visits...
2 hours 45mins with coffee...
I'm not that houseproud...
4 hours 3 mins 35 seconds... Get a fucking cleaner. Life's TOO short!
When did you stop beating your wife?
Do you have a sense of humour? [MEDIA]
Are oranges the only fruit? Does get the lesbian literary joke?
For every negative action there is a positive reaction...
*Aaaah! Got you. Hands up for euthanizing anyone who took that seriously...lolz
It's like a plant being strangled by weeds. It really is. It's bad*
if you have a belly button then do you have to have a mom then?
"the value of anything is how much it hurts" But that value only becomes apparent afterwards, tinged with regret...
Hello Ladies, form an orderly queue... I am a scrub. You have to ask me. In other words I am fully into feminism. Hmm. I have a handy line in...
Did your mom teach you to make noises like that?
Good luck motherfuck.
How would we know?
Ground
On a lighter note... A Coach full of Japanese Tourists was hijacked in the Philippines when it arrived at the airport on route to the Hotel with...
What about cool?
Day48 Disestablishmentarianism