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Naw, she's definitely not reset. I think you got the wrong person.
Flumyz is awesome!!!!
"$1 I touch it, $2 you touch it, $3 I bend over while I touch it."
Ya....a girl named Jim....that's strange. You sure birth isn't what she calls her operation?
How do you get a clown out of a swing? Hit him in the face with an axe.
Why did the little boy drop how ice cream? He was hit by a bus
A baby seal walks into a club
Strip farm.
Forget you. You seem like a beast. Mods are rational. Yep. Seems ok to me.
This gave me a good chuckle, mainly because it was spot on.
I don't think anyone said Metallica influenced how music was made. This is directed towards a very distinct genre in music. If you would like to...
Finding money in the pocket of pants you haven't worn in a bit People helping others for no reason Sitting on my porch during a good...
Oh btw, I'm not trying to troll. I have respect for this thread for actually being a fun and light hearted topic for the community. My option...
As far as most successful bands of all time, a short list of more commercially successful bands would be: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd,...
The most successful band of all time? That's a lofty statement.
Why does everyone care so much what other people decide to do with THEIR time/money/items/etc? Who really gives a rats ass? Everyone had an...
Candi nooooooooooooo don't make me feel bad
If you live in Cancun, Punta Cana or Honolulu, consider the trade accepted.
I'm on vacation in possibly the worst place on earth (magic my ass): 1) screaming crying pouting children. Please spank your child and tell them...
Fat Jonah was for sure funnier. Fat guys are almost always funnier. Belushi, Farley, John Candy, John Goodman, Zach Galifiankis, just to name a few.