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Haha you know it's true!
only you would post that
lol guys you're supposed to have a come back not complain
your mom is so fat that when she passes by a window there's no light for 4 days lol
I like your hair, it's really long..I'd like to pull it one day(;
“Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?”
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. -.-
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: did what hurt? Boy: when you fell from heaven?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together lol someone actually tried that on me haha
Sooo let's see what the corniest pick-up lines are. I'll start are you from Tennesse?? cause you’re the only ten I see
If she plays in a sand box..she's too young for you bro!
Uhhhh ok ._.
If she can't spell her name...she's too young for you bro!
If she goes Easter egg hunting she's too young for you bro!
If she still drinks from a slipy cup she's too young for you bro!
If she needs a step stool to reach the counter..she's too young for you bro..or short ._.
*jokes lol
Lol I do half of these things they're just joke :D