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Hayleigh, they spelt your name wrong! I'll go drink all their almond milk to get back at them for you
I'm fine-ish now. I assaulted my neighbors ears with my singing and am kinda tired now. The laxatives have yet to kick in tho
I'M GOING KENNEL CRAZY. also tmi but I haven't been able to go to the bathroom in a week which I think is because of my antidepressants so today I...
So. A few days ago I discovered that some people are out here having premarital sex!!!! I don't think most of you realize how dangerous this is,...
True.
Calling 911 rn and showing them my grades
This is supposed to be food rp not pornography, you freaks. Remember we're not allowed to discuss that. Also, if anyone is curious, I did my...
Wot. She was one of my fav forumers. I love every controversial forumer though. You guys keep stuff interesting
You can train cats to do lots of stuff. I don't recommend it cuz it's not safe but some ppl train them to use a human toilet
It's not that bad tbh. I took care of a bunny sometimes when I was dating this qt chicky and I just had to sweep up the cage once a day. If you...
*cuts out your spleen*
Get one. I want a lop and a lionhead although idk if they'd get along w my kitty
O rite I forgot
I've never heard of cookies being good with wine *slaps your wrist cuz youse a naughty girl*
*faints from the sexiness*
You been ded tho since a few days ago. How'd you make my alter
Idk I've never shot a gun. I feel like if I had one, first thing I'd do is point at everything
*divorces you*
*anoints you "chief of crumb eating"*
*hasn't had a brownie in years and is now contemplating baking brownies*