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I like manly women.
I wouldn't wear a dress if I was a long cool woman. I find it unattractive when a woman has a long dick and it just flaps around on her thigh...
The dick, bro.
That's better than anal!
I'm ugly in the face, but gorgeous in the dick.
My pitbull is currently on top of me looking into my soul.
On My Mama I'll Kill Yo Timberland Boot Wearin' Ass Like that?
Never tried it. The best kind of shit, are the ones that are hot, sweaty, Applebee's Aftermaths.
I love giving myself swirlies.
I'm pretty sure the person before me licked it. Sure, there's some yellow liquid on the seat sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it's just runoff from...
Anya, I lick the toilet seat clean. Mike, sure, I'll just stuff some breadsticks in my pocket and put my soup in my pants from Olive Garden. I'm...
UnGod, I'd have to say you're completely wrong. If I typ liek so does mean English not first languge? No, that's just a PimD stereotype. Some...
Whenever I sit on a cold toilet seat, I cringe. However, when I sit on a hot one, I damn near fall asleep.
Okay, I'll stop making threads ...
Majin Buu fat isn't sexy.
That word... THICK
I'm allergic to chocolate.
Katie, feed this dick to Kyle.
Bro... Don't tell me you're being serious... #HesGettingTurnt
All fur me? Fun fur one, fun fur all!