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RAISIN OATMEAL COOKIES NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
Indeed, herpes. Nomnomnomnom,
My iPhone feels so light without it. D:
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Meatified is one way to say it. .--. MY SOUL. IS TAINTED WITH CHICKEN BLOOD.
Cake. YOU CAN'T HAVE A GOOD IPHONE CASE WITHOUT ICING. e.e
Woah, I didn't do no nothin' except smuggle a bottle of alcohol in my purse. ._. *cough* *cough*
Leo, calm your balls, broski. ._.
More like capital bacwards D. D:
BEWARE, THIS PART OF STORY IS A LITTLE MORE *Ahem* THAN THE OTHERS. ._. Rated T at the most. .-. ---- "... Hi, Taylor!" Oh God. Oh God. Oh God!...
Hey, Potential Boyfriend One was a replica of my third crush two years ago, don't hate. Potential Boyfriend Two, however, is my ideal boyfriend....
But seriously, I pity the OP and her lover. This world is shameless, you know, shameless.
Did you just leave China out? >:I
Oooohh, damn! Let me guess. OP's husband dumped her and issued a divorce following her infidelity and her trauma has led to her getting a job at...
Wolf, I know right? Doesn't it want to make you grab a shotgun and—
Okay, I know that I'm a shallow bastard with no emotions of sappiness of love in me, and I can respect the fact you hate me because of that. But...
Moar.