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an std is the best way to stay connected
U really tryna sass me w/ stats
Ur mean I'm calling the police
Truly sorry I don't spend my time here building them please forgive me for not using my time correctly (╯︵╰,)
I'm gonna put out that I don't even like girls and that joke was darn low
Ur jealous bc I'm pretty (◡‿◡✿)
my virgin bussy for a dv
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this just in pimd user lmmortal thinks she's to good for everyone and publicly complains to make sure that everyone knows how disappointed she is them
Excuse me I don't need human companionship anymore as long as dogs exist
[img] Every single top I own hell yes where my fedora collection and lynx body spray at
nah man skinny boy pullin sad girls by the 3 hunna but they can't really see because my cool story now make me a sandwich black tee w/ pink...
I very frequently wear a fedora or at least always have it with me and I'm an atheist One time I held a door open for a girl and she friendzoned...
I think I'm better then everyone
Don't even eat just photosynthesise
Walk around them with a bunch of limes in ur arms and keep dropping them until u get their attention and when u do say "sorry I'm bad at pick up...
I hope that ur having a good day and that ur getting enough sleep and drinking enough water and that you r ok [img]
Nah bruh the booty is what ur lookin for in a girl