Wish maker, Wish Breaker

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Ha10 (01), Dec 21, 2011.

  1. Granted but the food is expired



    I want my crush to like me
     
  2. Grant but u had a bad stomach ache

    I want a airplane
     
  3. Granted but you don't know how to fly so you crash it




    I want a horsey
     
  4. Granted! But while you are flying midway, you ran out of fuel.


    I want a big mansion!
     
  5. Granted but the mansion gets destroyed by the airplane 




    I want cough drops
     
  6. Granted! But then the debris from the mansion, that the airplane crashed on, hit the bottle of cough drops, breaking it



    I want another airplane.
     
  7. Granted! But then while your flying you fall asleep and you crash into the twin towers, causing 9/11




    I want a football
     
  8. Granted! The football you kicked actually detonated a bomb and caused the 2005 London Bus bombing.

    I wish for money.
     
  9. Granted! But then all of that money was the governments causing the great depression!


    I want pizza
     
  10. Granted! But the pizza is infested with maggots.


    I want a new laptop
     
  11. Granted! But your friend decided to scare you and you dropped your laptop, breaking it apart.




    I want ur love 
     
  12. Granted then I kill you because your lve annoys me. Lol jk

    I want a zebra
     
  13. Wish granted, but u overfed the zebra and
    It
    Died...





    I want a 2,000,000 necklace
     
  14. Granted! But it broke.




    I want to sleep.
     
  15. But then u fell outta ur bed, breaking ur leg





    I wanna kiss bears :)
     
  16. Granted! But the bear tore of your lips.
     
  17. :0

    The very first post of this thread bribes me happiness<3

    Should I start selling Charlies again?