Wish maker, Wish Breaker

Granted, but the moon explodes and you get knocked out by fragments of the blue moon.

I wish for a British / Australian accent.

 

Granted but after a day you get a chipmunk voice.

 

I wanna learn how to swim.

 

U learn how to swim but u forget everything u know in a tornado and drown

I want a unicorn

 

Granted, but you fall off of it and break your neck.

I want beautiful house.

 

*a

 

Granted, but you burn alive in a house fire.

I want world peace!!

 

Terrorists attacked again and the world is ruined.







I want a iPad

 

But the plant in Shi'Xi explodes one your uncle as he hands it to you.

I want nothing

 

Granted, you become a hobo.

I want everything. 

 

Then chuck Norris round house kicks you and takes it all!!


I want chuck Norris!

 

When Chuck Norris sees u, he gives u a nasty look and ran away






I want candy canes

 

Granted, you become allergic to peppermint and your throat contracts and you choke to death


I want a pebble from the Danube River

 

Wish granted, but Pebbles runs away!

I want a new phone!

 

Granted! But the Phone is already broken and unusefull when you inbox it!

I wish you are alive !

 

Wish granted but as i am alive i shoot you in the head

And i said pebble as in rock

I want a dead tree

 

Granted. But since the tree is dead, it burst inti flames



I want a purse

 

Phooey