Granted but the ring contains an evil genie and sent you to the middle of the desert. I want frank's tank.
Granted! However the tank misfired and aimed at you. Last thing you saw was a big flash. I want to be invincible.
The chair is made of thorns that prick anybody that sits down. I want to wake up surrounded by dead hookers.
You're allergic to milk. I want to go to hell and comeback unscathed and be worshipped as a god upon my arrival.
The squirrel bites you. The death god brings you back to hell and tortures you. I want to see a blue moon.