The Treaty of Chew *Draft*

As has been seen in the last 15 or so minutes, a thread about God was created. While this thread created an immense amount of lulz and trolololing, it was promptly deleted and resulted in utter out-rage. To prevent such a thing from ever happening, I present the Treaty of Chew.
In the name of all that is just, any thread concerning the issue of God and/or Gods, must be quickly hi-jacked and turned into a thread concerning any of the following:
A-Ponies
B-Cats
C- How the working class can revolt against the oppressive capitalist government and create a socialist utopia where the country is run by the people and wealth equally distributed among the masses.
Or
D- Any other topic of choice, so long as war is avoided.
Or in the worst-case scenario, the thread must be quickly put to death, via, bypassing filter, causing everyone to forget what just happened.

In addition, any attention seeking threads must also either be hi-jacked or put to death.
This is to avoid the loss of any thread which could prove lulzy in slow days. All in accordance with this treaty, sign below. Any others willing to add on to this, simply add any other clause by adding x-x; 'x' being a variable that will change as clauses increase in number. Ex: Clause 1-1, Clause 1-2.
Clauses will be agreed upon by the public, and in certain cases will be ignored. In such a case, simply remind said user of this treaty along with the page number of said clause, and the clause number. Not all clauses will be considered to be associated with this treaty. A later version of this treaty will be issued with the clauses applied to it.

-Chewbacca; Orpheus

Signatures:

 

Well, it is incredibly formal.

 

B-U-M-P
For the good of the world

 

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