Best yo mamma joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Hunter1321 (01), Dec 17, 2011.

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  1. Ur momma so stupid, she brought a shopping cart to the YMCA, cuz she thought they spelt Macy's wrong.
     
    #21 *Leelee-Sweetie (01), Dec 17, 2011
  2. Yo momma so fat, Naruto don't even believe it. (for the anime lovers)
     
    #22 *Leelee-Sweetie (01), Dec 17, 2011
  3. Yo momma is like a toilet: Short, fat, and smells like shit.
     
    #23 *Leelee-Sweetie (01), Dec 17, 2011
  4.  Yo mamma iz so dark that they marked her absent at night school.
     Yo mamma is so stupid she put a plate on her T.V. And said "Ooh Dish Network".
     Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
     Yo mamma so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth
     Yo mamma teeth are so yellow when she drank water it turned 2 lemonade
     Yo mamma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed 
    ~ BlkBarbie18~
     
    #24 BlkBarbie18, Dec 17, 2011
  5. ONLY 24 HOURS LEFT. Good luck and remember 3 winners get tanks then 3 others get margaritas
     
    #25 *Hunter1321 (01), Dec 18, 2011
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