If you were a cow..

Dang good one  well my cow is chuck Norris chin

 

MY COW IS CONAN!!!! and my cows baby's are the south park children!!!!! And my cows stripper is Britney spears and Justin bieber...

 

My cow knows how to spell babies

 

My cow knows how to spell mississippi

 

My cow knows how to send you anthrax in your mail 

 

My cow knows how to clap and shuffle 

 

My cow knows how to be a human

 

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Are you as cool as my cow friend

 

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My cow swims

 

My cow has built in laser teets, can breathe fire, can be invisible, can shape shift, has super strength, can teleport, in indestructible, can fly, and he knows karate 

 

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Did u find the cow or did chuck Norris steal and rape my cow??

 

MY COW IS YOU MOTHER!!!!!

 

Chuck Norris worships my cow

 

UR*

 

My cow killed Chuck norris.

 

My cow is it's own mother

 

That was after chuck Norris worshiped my cows boobs >_>

 

I am your father 

 

My cow is the father of Chuck Norris

 

I was chuck Norris's mother  he was a mistake... My cow is a zombie and it can never die now everybody do the Creep
•••THRILLER!!•••