If you were a cow..

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Anastasia_McDreamy, Dec 15, 2011.

  1. What sort of grass milkshake would you make for breakfast?

    I'd put grass, rainbows, skittles aka nyan cat's poop and some clouds I might add a chicken or two if it doesn't taste good enough.

    Mmm cow heaven..

    Sweet, fluffy, grassy, chickenable and last but not least, wonderful..

    what about you?
     
  2. Cow


    Oh yeahI'm a Cow cannibal
     
  3. see how you said if I was a cow right , but I'm not I'm a human being
     
  4.  grass and cow? Awesome combo  let me jot that down.

    mm how many eons did it take you to evolve from a cow to a human being now?
     
  5. About 5,but it wasn't worth it
     
  6. If I where a cow I would tip myself
     
  7. Hmm... I remember when I was still a little cowling, the cow god gave me a manual.. 'how to be cow for dummies'..

    I think there's a way to reverse the evolution.. It's a button that can only be activated by beheading you.

    It's a big pink button.. They call brain, if I'm not mistaken..

    One push and it'll send you back 5 eons ago! As good as new!

    Hope I helped.
     
  8. Or shall I say.. As good as cow?
     
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  10. If I was a cow I would head to India so I wouldn't end up being eaten by some obese five year old in a happy meal 





















    Oh wait, I forgot that McDonald's food doesn't contain real meat. Nevermind then.
     
  11.  Lols.
     
  12. Walk all the way to India? In your new hooves? that's insane! You haven't even eaten breakfast either.. Your four stomachs would be wailing and screaming for some grass when you're crossing the south china sea.
     
  13. I have wings. My daddy was a buffalo and that's how Buffalo Wild Wings got it's name. Sadly he was the first of many slaughtered for their tiny wings 
     
  14. if I was a cow my milkshake would have:
    Grass,rainbows,sparkles,mountain dew,butterfly's,cherries,whip cream,chocolate milk. WITH A TACO!!!!•••YUM•••
     
  15. Mine would bring all the boys to the yard...
     
  16. I'm a cow and I fart sparkles and throw up rainbows and I poop butterfly's and I pee mountain dew and I secretly leak grass O_O
     
  17. My cow don't have to bring the boys to the yard because my cow has the boys already in her yard ;)
     
  18. Well my cows is in all the boys yards


    AT THE SAME TIME! 
     
  19. but does ur cow do what mines does o_O my cows can cow tip all ur cows :) MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
     
  20. Well my cow is Chuck Norris so HA!