What sort of grass milkshake would you make for breakfast? I'd put grass, rainbows, skittles aka nyan cat's poop and some clouds I might add a chicken or two if it doesn't taste good enough. Mmm cow heaven.. Sweet, fluffy, grassy, chickenable and last but not least, wonderful.. what about you?
grass and cow? Awesome combo let me jot that down. mm how many eons did it take you to evolve from a cow to a human being now?
Hmm... I remember when I was still a little cowling, the cow god gave me a manual.. 'how to be cow for dummies'.. I think there's a way to reverse the evolution.. It's a button that can only be activated by beheading you. It's a big pink button.. They call brain, if I'm not mistaken.. One push and it'll send you back 5 eons ago! As good as new! Hope I helped.
If I was a cow I would head to India so I wouldn't end up being eaten by some obese five year old in a happy meal Oh wait, I forgot that McDonald's food doesn't contain real meat. Nevermind then.
Walk all the way to India? In your new hooves? that's insane! You haven't even eaten breakfast either.. Your four stomachs would be wailing and screaming for some grass when you're crossing the south china sea.
I have wings. My daddy was a buffalo and that's how Buffalo Wild Wings got it's name. Sadly he was the first of many slaughtered for their tiny wings
if I was a cow my milkshake would have: Grass,rainbows,sparkles,mountain dew,butterfly's,cherries,whip cream,chocolate milk. WITH A TACO!!!!•••YUM•••
I'm a cow and I fart sparkles and throw up rainbows and I poop butterfly's and I pee mountain dew and I secretly leak grass O_O