Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja? If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down
Awesomemandy I spelled ur name right and the picture on page 11 I put is so funny XD and original in my boyfriends backyard
Epic gamer- guess what my grave stones going to say when I die? Noob-what? Epic gamer- respawning in 3,,,2,,,1,,,
Well that's embarrassing, I posted on your wall here's my entry, it's the same Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling it brings.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Funny competition One day a man and his girlfriend are watching tv in a room.. A person breaks in a ties up the woman on the bed and ties the man to a chair The man gets in very close contact with the woman It looks like he is kissing her chest Then he goes to the bathroom Dialogue while the robber is in the bathroom: Boyfriend:Honey hang tight okay,be strong.You are very beautiful so I understand why that guy wants to rape you,just stay strong for me,for us Girlfriend:*chuckle* boyfriend:what Girlfriend:that guy told me that you are very sexy and he asked me where the Vaseline is,I told him the bathroom Boyfriend: Girlfriend:stay strong honey *laughs*