Whoever Wins This Contest Will Get A Tank

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by awesomemandy, Dec 14, 2011.

  1. Okay, so PIMD just updated with new gifts I just bought 50 Extra credits, and would like to give out 2 tanks! (2 different people)

    In order to get a tank, you must win the contest.

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    So, there are 2 contests. The first one is this:

    Post the funniest quote you can find. It can be made up, or found on the internet. Whichever quote makes me laugh the most will get a tank

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    And the second contest is:

    Post the funniest picture you have ever seen. It can be a picture you got off of the internet or one that you took yourself. Whichever picture makes me laugh the most wins a tank

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    Rules:
    -Do NOT post anything that breaks the ToU
    -You may enter in both contests, but you can only win one
    -Don't spam, you will be disqualified
    -Post any and ALL entries here! In order to enter, ALL entries must be posted here
    -I will pick a winner in exactly 48 hours (That's 2 days for you math whizzes)
    -Gooooood luck!!!!!

    POST ALL ENTRIES ON THIS THREAD
     TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT
    LET'S SHARE THE TANKS
     
  2. You do realize that doesnt count as an entry
     
  3. Okay so here's the quote:

    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

    I'll find a picture soon haha :p
     
  4. Did you touch my drum set

    No

    Then why are you so sweaty

    I was watching cops
     
  5. Im like a rubiks cube, the more you play with me the harder I get
     
  6. Love it






    OH AND ANOTHER RULE EVERYONE:




    NO REPEATING PICTURES OR QUOTES PLEASETHANK YOU
     
  7. "awesomemandy is awesome"
    -Jack_in_a_Bocks_Lord_of_All
    Do I win now?
     
  8. Friendship is like peeing on yourself.everyone can see it, but only you could feel the warmth
     
  9. Yo mama so fat when the yellow bus full of white people drove by she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE"
     
  10. "Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience"


    -Slim
     
  11. My aunts always poked me at weddings and said ,"You're next."
    They stopped ...after I did the same...






































    At funerals
     
  12. These quotes are hilarious guys It'll be hard to pick I also need some people for the picture contest Remember: you can enter in both
     
  13. "Without me its just, aweso."
     
  14. "Without me, it's just awesomandy"
     
  15. "Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?"
     
  16. Nobody is perfect.....































    I am nobody
     
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