I was inactive for two days it seems. Um... So in that time I was bored and wrote a parody.... Disclaimer: Most of what is said, I do not have. And it's all just for kicks. That said...enjoy. Ahem... On the first day of Christmas, PIMD gave to me: Some Ts to LCBC On the second day of Christmas, PIMD gave to me: Two doctor's notes and some Ts to LCBC On the third day of Christmas, PIMD gave to me: Three extra creds, two doctor's notes, and some Ts to LCBC On the fourth day of Christmas, PIMD gave to me: Four mods to spank , three extra creds, two doctor's notes , and some Ts to LCBC On the fifth day of Christmas, PIMD gave to me: FIVE SPARKLING CHARLIEs!!!, four mods to spank, three extra creds, two doctor's notes, and some Ts to LCBC On the sixth day of Christmas, PIMD gave to me: Six brand new jobs, FIVE SPARKLING CHARLIEs!!!, four mods to spank, three extra creds, two doctor's notes, and some Ts to LCBC On the seventh day of Christmas, PIMD gave to me: Seven billion refund, six brand new jobs, FIVE SPARKLING CHARLIEs!!!, four mods to spank, three extra creds, two doctor's notes, and some Ts to LCBC On the eighth day of Christmas, PIMD gave to me: Eight pairs of thongs , seven billion refund, six brand new jobs, FIVE SPARKLING CHARLIEs!!!, four mods to spank, three extra creds, two doctor's notes, and some Ts to LCBC On the ninth day of Christmas, PIMD gave to me: Nine--I'm sure there's something, eight pairs of thongs , seven billion refund, six brand new jobs, FIVE SPARKLING CHARLIEs!!!, four mods to spank, three extra creds, two doctor's notes, and some Ts to LCBC On the tenth day of Christmas, PIMD gave to me: Ten diamond rings, nine--I'm sure there's something, eight pairs of thongs , seven billion refund, six brand new jobs, FIVE SPARKLING CHARLIEs!!!, four mods to spank, three extra creds, two doctor's notes, and some Ts to LCBC On the eleventh day of Christmas, PIMD gave to me: Eleven billion plunder , ten diamond rings, nine--I'm sure there's something, eight pairs of thongs , seven billion refund, six brand new jobs, FIVE SPARKLING CHARLIEs!!!, four mods to spank, three extra creds, two doctor's notes, and some Ts to LCBC On the twelfth day of Christmas, PIMD gave to me: Twelve thousand speakers , eleven billion plunder , ten diamond rings, nine--I'm sure there's something, eight pairs of thongs , seven billion refund, six brand new jobs, FIVE SPARKLING CHARLIEs!!!, four mods to spank, three extra creds, two doctor's notes, and some Ts to LCBC So yeah. I hope that was entertaining for all of you. I don't really sing in public, but since you guys are just awesome...there ya go.