To start with a song would be nice! -plugs in radio.- One minute... Here we go! SOME DUDE JUST GRABBED MT JUNK. NOW I KNOW HOW KE$HA MUST BE FEELIN'! Moving on to a story and rap about Shy Ronnie. All words spoken except my wonderful rap are from songs. Devin walks down the hall and sees the new girl. "She's the girl that no one ever sees. When I say hi she's too shy to say hel-o." He pauses to see if the girl turns around. She mumbles something. "Hello," Devin proclaims. The girl doesn't answer and he walks off. The girl rips off her long flowing wig and starts raping! "Hey bitch! I'm Shy Ronnie Not to be confused with yo' brah Donnie Unlike him I can pop a rhyme Anywhere, any time Oh damn, I'm sorry ma'am You just set off my rocket No that's not a marker in my pocket! Hey! Girl get away from my wood Not that you should." ----- I was bored and felt inclined. I am horrible at raping enjoy:3 This will be continued when I feel like it
Ronnie runs to class and gets down on one knee for the millionth time, "If you never go down. Imma never give up. So just say you like me." Livi looks down her nose at him. [insert cleverly written story here]