There was once upon a time a guy named bob. He was a slob so people hated bob. Bob furious ran to the nearest tree which happened to be 500000 miles away. He sulked and planned his revenge. Really he had no plan. He saw a plantation of carrots but theses were no ordinary carrots they were steroid filled carrots. He ate many an soon became a tank. He ran back and invaded his hometown. He wrecked havoc on his people. But suddenly out of nowhere when all hope seemed lost Chuck norris with his back pack and two uzis came in to intervene. Chuck Norris destroyed bob. The town thanked him but it wasnt over cuz just over the horizon there was an army..... Read on next time to find out yhe rest of the story