MATH/CALCULUS RAP (WARNING: NERDY)

Integrals, derivatives I solve them all. Don't need no calculator dats why I stand tall. Everyone strugglin while I'm having fun, when math is so easy don't need no re-run. I differentiate like you never seen at all I can find limits like L hospital. My average causes inflation when I wreck da curve, nuttin less than perfection its ur grade I'll serve. I be always ballin in class not even paying attention, while u all tryna learn but keep on forgetin. I step in class already know it all...I told Euler to make them fall. Exponents brought down from the air to ground, they're now adjacent but still are bound.

Not even done with da lesson, I tell da professor gimme dat test. Ima beast on it: like playing at recess. They all be Lookin at me like yo dis impossible, I turn round tell em homie think probable. Oh u want probability and statistics? Well homie let me put dat in da remix.

Why factor out when you can do the quadratic formula. You keep takin da easy way out then I'll get bored of ya. The hard way out, that's what it's all about. That's how I got to the top while your left out.

When I see a math girl I be like hey girl come over here, once you near baby I'll make it clear. We go to the limit as x approaches Infiniti. Haters be screaming what da f(x) when they all jealous of me. I dress up as the derivative of e^x for Halloween so I can go as myself. Using math in every day life never need no help. My money changes often just like x^2. On the positive region my money can't be compared. Only grows higher and at a faster rate. It's increasing derivative that determines my fate. I calculate my money when its in da bank. Gotta use my exponential growth formula when I compound continuously. I be using a=pe^rt to see my money rain endlessly.

I'm always saving my patients with optimization, I minimize the cost no matter da occupation. Got da dimensions fitted so da cost is minimal, I got dat square lined up and my drawings are clinical.

I played pimd and I took da math higher, I found out how to calculate how many hires. You take da initial value then multiply by 1.05^x, set dat equal to da final value and watch what happens next. You natural log both sides, it's like they switching rides. The exponent falls to da front like Euler told us, it makes da problem so easy dat we don't need to fuss. Divide da natural log of da final by da natural log of da initial, then divide that by natural log of 1.05 and it's official. Dats how u calculate how many hires it takes to get to any hire value specified, now you know what it is so ya volleys don't needa be testified.

You ever wonder how much cash a tutor has on hand when getting hired N times well let's calculate it now. At da end of dis lesson we can all take a bow. Da cash gain is summation so we gotta use sigma notation. Da start of da sigma is i=one, da ending is da hard one dats da most fun. Remember dat da endpoint is how many hires to do, plug in our previous equation to figure dat out so we can move on da cue. Multiply 1000 by 1.05^x by .004 and there you go, put dat in notation now it's up for show. Don't forget da cap of 1million dollars, we gotta do two sigma notations so let's do it like a scholar. The next notation is simple cause it doesn't have variables. It's so easy to calculate dat it's hysterical. Take .4% of someone's hire value and set dat equal to 1 million so now u got da hire value dat it caps out at. Plug in da natural log formula to determine how many hires it takes to get that. Put that at da bottom of da second sigma now, the top can be da end amount of hires so it won't be foul. All you gotta put inside this sigma is just $1million cause it's increasing by da same amount each time. Dats it guys hope you liked this lengthy rhyme.

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I tried to incorporate some pimd math formulas into this rap and it was clearly harder to rap about that because I was trying to explain the formulas by rhyming so sorry if the last part wasn't as good 

 

Correction: you don't divide the natural log of the final by the natural log of the initial, you actually divide the final by the initial then take the natural log of that. (then of course divide by natural log of 1.05) if you picked up on that while reading then u are a math beast 

 

 wait till you get to triple integrals (rieman sums with x, y, and z plane) but I dont even have to do double or triple integrals until next semester 

 

Thanks guys  btw rose I mentioned you in my pimd rap that I posted a few days ago  it's prob on page 5'ish on off topic