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Do midgets bite?

 

Midget Are Actually Very Nice  Unless You Have Shiny Objects  in such case they shall tear you apart limb from limb 

 

Google do midgets gave night vision. I asked my teacher and he put me in a head lock

 

Does that mean that midgets have a short temper?

 

Yes

 

I'll keep that in mind

 

*Steps into room*

Who will I find? They Better be able to cook!

 

I join 

 

When does it start?

 

Wait no

*bends down in font of the door and picks it with a pocket knife*


I'm joining

*cough cough*


Psssst...


*whispers*

Kitten lock it again

 

-sits close to fire away from everyone-

 

*pushes fox*


This is my seat....

 

*makes a dirt castle*

 

-tackles person.-

NO BISHY FISHY THAT'S MY SEAT

 

*stabs simplyfox.........





With a Bobby pin*


Ok I should have used a Bobby pin to pick the lock and stab u with my pocket knife

 

-pulls Bobby pin from arm and stabs person in the eye with it then shreds her with my machete-

 

......

I'm still alive
So
Yeah



*sneaks in some meat*

 

-resorts to eating people whole-

COME HERE GIRL