!!!Pick Up Line War!!!

lol i know but its funny

 

See the moon?
Yeah
See the stars?
Yeah
Ok enough of romantics take off your clothes

 

 why hello there

 

Shall we have a Party In My Dorm?

 

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Wow these make my day and some self respecting girls just like it rough

 

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see

 

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Cause I can see me in your pants

 

The word of the day is "legs".... Let's go to my place and spread the word (; lmao

 

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Male: I bet I can touch ur boobs with out moving me hand
Femalek try then
Maletouch her boobs with his hand)
Male:haha I lose

 

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

 

Let's play the sundae game.

You be the ice-cream

I'll be all over you like chocolate syrup. 

 

Wanna come over for a shag

 

This is kinda inappropriate so don't read it if your gonna hate























Its funny tho




















Would you bang me if my **** was 2 inches. [um no] good cuz it's 8 inches. Let's go





Lmao got it off an app

 

Hi.

 

Are you from hogwarts cause I'd like to hog your warts lol

 

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

 

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

 

How you doin'?