!!!Pick Up Line War!!!

A i wuld laugh if u guessed right haha. And Az i love you

 

OH MY GOD THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR PHONE!!! (what?!) it doesnt have my number in it!

 

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.

 

Can i borrow your number ? Because i lost mine 

 

Charity I'll assume you are talking to Azarah 

 

Does this smell like chloroform
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Love you too!!!!!



And AZZY () too. Of course

 

Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?

 

how much does a polar bear weigh???









Enough to break the ice 

 

Wanna fu ck Fu ck fu ck best pick up line ever.......

 

If i were winney the pooh you could be my honey jar

 

I've got skittles in my mouth , wanna taste the rainbow? 

 

Are you Jamaican?

'Cause Jamaican me happy.



Boy: Isn't there 21 letters in the alphabet?

Girl: Erm... no.

Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot 'U R A Q T'.

 

Did you fart? Because you blew me away!

 

This is really old. And mostly used as online pick up lines, but here goes:


"Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo until I google all over your Facebook?"

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do you have a mirror in your legs because i can see myself between them

 

"If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is new years can I visit in between the holidays?" 

 

best pick up ever.... chuck norris is my brother

 

for girls* are you chuxk norris because i can see you beating my as.s

 

I don't think any self-respecting female would say that dude 