!!!Pick Up Line War!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *LadyThor (01), Nov 26, 2011.

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  1. If you are a pick up line expert hit me with your best shot who has the best ones?!?
    Post and find out!
     
    #1 *LadyThor (01), Nov 26, 2011
  2. I like that shirt it would look better on my floor;)
     
    #2 -CRIXUS-, Nov 26, 2011
  3. Are u a scientist? Cuz I think we have chemistry! ;)
     
    #3 *Sexy_JJ (01), Nov 26, 2011
  4. nice butt! wanna fuck?
     
    #4 porkenstein, Nov 26, 2011
  5. Not really a pick up line 
     
    #5 *Sexy_JJ (01), Nov 26, 2011
  6. funny cause ive seen it work!lol
     
    #6 porkenstein, Nov 26, 2011
  7. Are you an angel? Because I think you're lying about how strong your father is. xP
     
    #7 *ulquiorra0608 (01), Nov 26, 2011
  8. Is your dad a thief?
    'Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. ;3
     
    #8 *UltraViolet_ (01), Nov 26, 2011
  9. What has 1000 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?...
    MY ZIPPER!
     
    #9 *Chelsea13 (01), Nov 26, 2011
  10. I'm an astronaut, can I take a trip to Uranus?
     
    #10 JudgeJuryExecutioner, Nov 26, 2011
  11. Life without you
    Is like a broken pencil..... Pointless
     
    #11 *jessica-123 (01), Nov 26, 2011
  12. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
     
    #12 JuicyBeanAmy, Nov 26, 2011
  13. If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
     
    #13 JuicyBeanAmy, Nov 26, 2011
  14. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put f and u together.
     
    #14 Azarah6, Nov 26, 2011
  15. I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
     
    #15 -sammykins-, Nov 26, 2011
  16. "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock." 

    OR

    "Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes." 

    OR

    "Can I take a picture of you? so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?" 

    OR

    "Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long." 
     
    #16 Azzy286, Nov 26, 2011
  17. Speaking of Santa...


    I asked for a sexy beast for Christmas. So if a fat bearded man comes and wraps you up, just know you'll be under my Christmas tree.
     
    #17 Azarah6, Nov 26, 2011
  18. This is an old one are you a parking ticket cause you have got fine written all over you.

    Or

    Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
     
    #18 *LadyThor (01), Nov 26, 2011
  19. I've got skittles in ny mouth, want to taste the rainbow?
     
    #19 PhiaD-D-Doll, Nov 26, 2011
  20. Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name...(take a wild guess) 
     
    #20 Azzy286, Nov 26, 2011
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