Appropriate Jokes for laughs

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by lllllIlllllIllllllIllllIlllllI, Nov 25, 2011.

  1. As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".


    Share your laughs
     
  2. Sorry I messed it up lol
     
  3. Thats spamming that could get you silenced .

    But anyway that was a good joke but I feel offended in a way  
     
  4. That's not spamming
     
  5. Didn't he say "bump" twice though ?
     
  6. Spamming is 3 times within 5 min, and it's his thread.
     
  7. Spamming is thrice.




    That's not offensive. This is more offensive.



    Why did the woman cross the road?

    Forget the road. Why was she out of the kitchen?
     
  8. What do Jews call thanksgiving day? Thanks Day. 
     
  9. That's not spamming. ;)

    Soft:)
     
  10. Ppl think they know it all cough
     
  11. Was that racist????
     
  12. The one about the Jews I mean
     
  13. Just a joke... Don't take seriously.
     
  14. How are women and tornadoes alike?

    They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
     
  15. Woman: I asked him to look at things from my perspective.

    He looked out the kitchen window.