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Here you can say all the funniest moments on family guy that you have seen, funny and jokes you may have heard and even some of the songs and just characters in general. You may even want to right down a song you like from family guy. GO CRAZYY!!!

 

OK I had to watch the episode to understand exactly what you were talking about. He later does a video with words and music by Brian Adams.

"Oh my god, she's so hot.
Look at that, she can fit that full bottle in her mouth.
Allright, come on Stewie, you can write a song. How hard could it be."

"You your G-code right here
It's like a cozy house where you live
that's where you start your journey
here I am in my house, nice and cozy
and then you poke your head out the door with the seacode(?)
everything looks ok out here
maybe I'll take a walk outside
to the decored
oh, walking around outside
look at all that stuff out here
and then we go to an ...(?)
getting a little cloudy out here
looking like we might have some weather
then we go to ...(?) oh, definetly goes some weather
things a little more complicated than they seen at first
and then we go back to my house
You sound like an unbelieveable douche.
then Brian comes in and I change up the tempo
Brian comes in and it changes the song
looking at me like he thinks I'm a douchebag
but he's gonna learn pretty fast that he's wrong
hey Brian, why are you bringing me down there?
why are you bringing me down? DON'T BRING ME DOWN!
Music and lyrics by Stewie Griffin."

 

My fav quotes are:

"Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."

"Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here!"

"What's this? Blueberries? Oh, oh my G...oh, that's better than sex!"

"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence... gotta get me some of that."

"Do these huggies make my ass look big?"

[Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus]
German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian Griffin: Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian Griffin: Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian Griffin: You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian Griffin: A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany. [Throws his hand up in a Hitler salute.]
Brian Griffin: Uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: [Snapping out of it] Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls."

Stewie Griffin [reading the Bible]: My my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.
Chris Griffin: Please, don't say pooh.

"Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb."

There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore."

"Victory is mine!"

 

My fav Song:

Dashing through the snow,
On a 1 horse open sleigh,
Over the hills we go,
Just sounds really gay.

Bells and bobtails ring,
They sing 1-2-2,
Time for me to laugh and sing and do a Christmas poo,

Ooohhh,

Jingle bells,
Quagmire smells,
Meg just layer an egg.

Too much boos and before you no Brian's humping Lois's leg.

Oooohhhhh,

Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
My brother got drunk to.

Threw up on the floor,
Stopped by the door,
Then urinated in his shoes.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!


Stewie

 

I also like "The German Guy"

The old gay guy sees Chris making friends with his enemy (a natzi from war)