Yo mama?

Yo mama so fat shehad to go to seaworld to get baptized

 

Yo mama so fat when jesus said let their be light he told her get ur fat ass out of the way

 

Yo mamma so fat i rolled over twice and i was still on her

 

Yo mama so fat he cereal bowl came with a lifegaurd

 

*her

 

YO mama so stupid she forgot to use birth control.

 

Your momma is so stupid she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side 

 

YO momma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone 

 

YO momma is so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved 

 

Yo momma so hairy u were born with rug burn 

 

Yo momma so stupid she thought Justin Bieber was a male 

 

YO momma so stupid she actually thought rebecca black had talent 

 

Yo mamma so poor when I saw her kick a can across the street and asked her what she was doing, she replied 'moving house'

 

Yo momma so stupid she thought Rebecca Black was female 

 

Your mama is like a birthday cake everyone gets a piece

Your mama is so fat that wen she wore a yellow rain coat someone holla'ed "taxi"

Your mama is so ugly that I thought she was wearing a mask on Halloween it was actually her face!

You mamas so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house *tut tut*

Your mamas so fat that wen she stood on a scale it displayed her phone number.....just before it broke

Your mamas so stupid she went on a seafooddietshe ate food wen ever she saw it

Your mamas so old she uses her hot flashes to warm up a cuppa

Your mamas so hairyshe made the bears jealous

Your mans like a libarary...open to the public

Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M

 

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M

 

I give up the m

 

M and M factory. That "and" thing for some reason doesn't work

 

Yo mama so stupid, she thought the first step in a cook book was to put it in the oven