THE BEST CHUCK NORRIS JOKES EVER

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  1. Chuck Norris killed two stones with 1 bird
     
    #1 Steltz, Nov 14, 2011
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    #2 -Immortals-FPS_Ireland-, Nov 15, 2011
  3. Lol.
     
    #3 *Ha10 (01), Nov 15, 2011
  4.  chuck Norris and superman got into a fight, the loser had to wear their underpants OVER their pants
     
    #4 TBB-Zacmac-, Nov 15, 2011
  5. Chuck Norris was an only child...

    Eventually.
     
    #5 PhiaD-D-Doll, Nov 15, 2011
  6. Pessimist says: Chuck Norris is gay 
    Optimist says: Well, chuck Norris can make gay be straight 
     
    #6 TBB-Zacmac-, Nov 15, 2011
  7. The square root of pain is Chuck Norris.
    Don't ever try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
     
    #7 PhiaD-D-Doll, Nov 15, 2011
  8. CNN really stands for chuck Norris network
     
    #8 *jplaya671 (01), Nov 15, 2011
  9. Google cannot find chuck norris
    Chuck norris finds you
     
    #9 -MG-BillyBear-, Nov 15, 2011
  10. Chuck Norris really died 5 years ago but death doesn't have the guts to tell him
     
    #10 Maggie2007, Nov 15, 2011
  11. Jesus is the son of god, god is the son of chuck norris
     
    #11 -Jon-, Nov 15, 2011
  12. Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

    They once named a street Chuck Norris but whoever crosses Chuck Norris dies so they changed it.
     
    #12 *Salrion (01), Nov 15, 2011
  13. T
     
    #13 PE-MiNi, Nov 15, 2011
  14. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father
     
    #14 *SoFoda (01), Nov 15, 2011
  15. Chuck norris never had a heart attack, noone would be foolish enough to attack chuck norris
     
    #15 jswizzle, Nov 16, 2011
  16. Chuck Norris once won the World Series of Poker using pokemon cards.
     
    #16 NB--DivineChaos, Nov 16, 2011
  17. in america... chuck norris kills you...

    in soviet russia.... chuck norris still kill you...
     
    #17 *ezequiel330 (01), Nov 16, 2011
  18. Chuck Norris slams revolving doors.


    Chuck Norris once got his shoe stepped on by a blind man. Chuck Norris said "hello, do you know who I am? I'm chuck Norris." The mere mention of his name allowed the man to see. Unfortunately the first,last, and only thing the man ever saw was a swift roundhouse kick to the face.


    There is no list of evolution. Only animals chuck Norris had changed.


    There is no list of extinct species. The true name of the list is "animals chuck Norris doesn't like"'

    I have loads more but my thumb Is getting tired 
     
    #18 -AC-blockey-, Nov 16, 2011
  19. There's no life on mars bevause chuck Norris has already been there.


    Chuck Norris once peed on a tractor. That tractor is today known as optimus prime
     
    #19 -AC-blockey-, Nov 16, 2011
  20. Jesus can walk on water while Chuck Norris can swim through land

    Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
     
    #20 andrew_ender_wiggin, Nov 16, 2011
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