Channel News Pimd It's back It's better It will make you die of laughter, please consult your doctor before reading these Now the much anticipated issue of Channel News Pimd Yeah it kinda sucks without emoji. Loading please wait••• Global quickies! •Mars needs dads!!! •Pigs finally fly •Scientists research on mars (Big deal) *For more details, keep on reading. ___________________________ Mars Needs Dads NOOIES NOT OUR PAPI ! Martians have been spotting taking out dads! HELP!! What can we do but say...! Bye daddy Which fool will jump onto the rocketship? You probably won't survive the journey. ___________________________ Porker takes flight An airline company Fly Turisimo has agreed to make all pigs biggest dreams come through. Flying in an airplane. A total of 207 pigs were loaded on to Fly_Turisimo Small Jet. For those who said "PIGS WILL FLY BY THEN" Well they are finally flying ___________________________ Scientists research on mars Why are they spending so much time on a chocolate bar. Anyboo, Mars •Crispy red layer of CO2 •Loaded with red raspberry gas to represent red smokey thing •My favourite part, MIDGET BITE-SIZED MARTAINS OMGAWD ITS AMAZING Click here to order your mars bar One bar costs $13 Martian currency SO ORDER NOW :3 Before itz zoo wate and wall the chokwit is gwom Wait what? You want to know more? Suscribe then Please support me so I can restart this again If nobody reads it, i give up.... For real this time. The last time I restarted there were few readers ##################YTF##########
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