Owner/President of ATA: Okay guys, I need a way to get more money out of these apps. I want to buy ten more expensive sports cars and also another island in the Caribbean. Any ideas? Smart Board Member: How about we make credits worth more and cost less to attract new players and encourage old players to buy even more? Owner: You're fired. Anyone else? Dumb*** Board Member: Let's make credits worth less so that they'll have to buy hundreds of dollars worth to get any amount of money that will do anything. And we could make gifts so players will waste their money. Also we should make dorms cost less just to piss off our loyal customers. Owner: Great idea! You get a 100% raise! I'll have my fancy sports cars and private island in no time! Oh, when you tell the players about the new update make sure you make it sound really cool and don't mention anything about how we're screwing them over, okay? Dumb*** Board Member: Of course sir! I'll get on it right away! ~{Veritas}~
*before update* Pimd admin: and this update will allow you to see your crew in their natural habitat! *game update* player: oh wow this is awesome, my crew can't move and all of the dorms look extremely identical
Criky! Looks like we've spotted the rare and endangered Crew! It is a very interesting animal, it's natural habitat is in the hallway outside of it's dorm. The Crew stays here completely still, lying in wait for it's next victim.