Do kuaboa broadcasting live from the top floor of the insane asylum! So the creeps in white finally got me! here's what's goin on today!: -I will escape from the asylum (again) -I will get back to my regular studio -I will eat a cookie -my guest star -why cats are beast -ridiculous questions -to top it if I will give you "the look" So time to escape! *jumps out the window* now while I'm falling I will break out my straightja.......*hits face first on the ground* ow! So *runs back to my studio and cuts off my straightjacket* ok so now that that's done I will eat my cookie ^.^.......*goes to open a cookie jar* Mom:kua is that you? Me: shut up you old hag! Mom:don't get smart with me! Me:stop getting mad at me just 'cause your a worn out old hag! Mom:*grabs kua's studded belt* you asked for it! Me: commercial break! COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!!!!! -this commercial is brought to you by boo's news. It may not be funny but it's interesting- -are you weak? Are you sick of being pushed around? Do your parents and teachers treat you like CRAP!? and your afraid that you'll get beat if you try to fight them? Well then this product will help! Buy:brass knuckles! Dad:son did you take out the trash? Son: no but I'm about to *walks aggressively towards dad while rolling up his sleeves* Dad:so you think you can take you old man? *stands his ground* Son:*punches dad with brass knuckles on* STFU! dad:*jaw snaps and blood gushing out of his mouth* ow son! Brass knuckles! It'll shut 'em up real quick! Ok so I'm back from commercial break! *has a black eye and broken nose* so where was I? Oh yes! Cookie!!!!!!! (>^^<) So my guest star today is freddy Krueger! Me: so what is your occupation? Freddy: I will kill you in your sleep....... Messh yeah right! I got brass knuckles baby! *shows off my brass knuckles* Freddy:like those will protect you Me:*stands up and motions to fight freddy* freddy:*gets close to kua and shows off my claws* Me:O.O commercial break! *cowers* camera man:no this is gold! *Freddy beats the crap out of kua and tosses him around while stabbing and cutting kua up then Freddy leaves* Thank god that's over *coughs up a chunk of blood* So next topic is....... Why cats are beast! They're soft, furry, fuzzy, cute, sound cute, and they love you! ^.^ So time for my rant of ridiculous questions! Why do people call people fat and out of shape and lazy when they're just as lazy? Why am I crazy? Why do people complain about long books but not long movies? Why do I have high ratings but low viewers?why am I still making this if barely anyone watches it? So now time for!......."the look".......-_- you know what you did -_- don't ask what you did you already know what you did -_- So ima leave now cya all tomorrow! Freddy:I'm nit done with you! Mom: neither am I! Me:no! (thank god shows over!) -no mother, freddy krueger, or father was hurt in the making of this show but kuaboa got the crap beat out of him-
To much time, not enough viewers/sleep. Sorry. If I get 10 GOOD reasons to keep making them then I will
I actually lothe the star. It's so hard and time consuming to make that after I release it, I swear never to do it again, and go to sleep.