greatest pick up line of all time?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *razer259 (01), Oct 25, 2011.

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  1. If you were a pokemon I'd choose you



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    #1 *razer259 (01), Oct 25, 2011
  2. Bump
     
    #2 *razer259 (01), Oct 25, 2011
  3. Hey there. Lets make out.

    Now THAT's a classic. 
     
    #3 *Josh-PIMD (01), Oct 25, 2011
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    #4 *razer259 (01), Oct 25, 2011
  5. There's 21 letters in the alphabet, right? … Oh wait, there's 26. I forgot U R A Q T.

    Lol
     
    #5 *sammy26 (01), Oct 25, 2011
  6. ?
     
    #6 *razer259 (01), Oct 25, 2011
  7. "You are a cutie." Geddit?
     
    #7 *Josh-PIMD (01), Oct 25, 2011
  8. Ohhhhhh I get it that's awsome 
     
    #8 *razer259 (01), Oct 25, 2011
  9. Uh.. 


    I love pretend llamas.
     
    #9 Anastasia_McDreamy, Oct 25, 2011
  10. You should go to pretend lamas
    Inc.
    I love that place
     
    #10 *razer259 (01), Oct 25, 2011
  11. You look good in that dress, but it would look so much better on my bedroom floor.

    Man: I'm invisible!
    Woman: Huh?
    Man: Can you see me?
    Woman: Yer...
    Man: How about tomorrow night?

    Are you a theme park? Because I want to go on all the rides...

    Did you know men have (insert number) amount of bones? You just gave me one more...

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    Panda x
     
    #11 *Loyal_PandaMan (01), Oct 25, 2011
  12. Lol
     
    #12 *sammy26 (01), Oct 25, 2011
  13. Nice shoes







    Wanna







     
    #13 xXxAuburnxXx, Oct 25, 2011
  14. Have you ever had herpes?

    Would you like it? ;)
     
    #14 -reset-, Oct 25, 2011
  15. 
     
    #15 *cutegene12 (01), Oct 25, 2011
  16. Man: Hi my names (name insert)
    Woman: Why did you tell me that?
    Man: because you'll be screaming it later
     
    #16 *Loyal_PandaMan (01), Oct 25, 2011
  17. Lol panda






    Boy:*gets ready to go on the bus with girl*
    Boy:ready to go
    Girl:yeah
    Boy:eek:k we can do it in the back seat
     
    #17 *Lheinssa (01), Oct 25, 2011
  18. Do u have any jobs available?
    No
    Thats ok cuz i'm available



    I would like a (insert food here) with a side of your phone #


    These r good for flirting with hot people that work at resturaunts!
     
    #18 *Lindsey1499 (01), Oct 25, 2011
  19. DID YOU FART? BECAUSE YOU JUST BLEW ME AWAYYY.
     
    #19 GoddessOfTheWaters, Oct 26, 2011
  20. If you were a booger I'd pick you first
    AHAHAHAHAH!!!! Yuck!!
     
    #20 _TK_Krayziie_Kokonut_TK_, Oct 26, 2011
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