Comebacks and Insults

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Glenn-, Oct 16, 2011.

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  1. Post your comebacks and insults here so I know what to say the next time I get into a fight 

    I could wipe out 90% of your beauty with a Kleenex tissue 
     
    #1 -Glenn-, Oct 16, 2011
  2. your mother should of swallowed
     
    #2 FootIongSandwich, Oct 16, 2011
  3. LMAO !
     
    #3 -Ultima-, Oct 16, 2011
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    #4 hxhehe, Oct 16, 2011
  5. No yo momma jokes 

    Nor racist insults 

    No profanity either 
     
    #5 -Glenn-, Oct 16, 2011
  6. "I would hit you, but that would be animal abuse." 
     
    #6 -Glenn-, Oct 16, 2011
  7. 

    "You failed!"
    "So did your dad's condom."
     
    #7 -Glenn-, Oct 16, 2011
  8. "I dont know what makes you so stupid but it really works"

    Friends were fighting on fb...saw it somewhere
     
    #8 hxhehe, Oct 16, 2011
  9. "sorry but i dont talk to freaks"

    "sorry but im allergic to losers"
     
    #9 hxhehe, Oct 16, 2011
  10. "Your mum's sense of fashion sucks."

    "Says the girl who cakes her face like a garbage truck."

    :0

    Me and my enemt were fghting on facebook too.

    I hate it when my friends call me Julia. >_>. Damn her and her snooty ass...
     
    #10 *CheekyChloe (01), Oct 16, 2011
  11. Chill  I get into a lot of fights on Facebook too... I do it for the thrill and also to show off my epic English 

    "Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory."
     
    #11 -Glenn-, Oct 16, 2011
  12. Same. ._.

    For someone who came from Brazil, my english skills really owns hers.
     
    #12 *CheekyChloe (01), Oct 16, 2011
  13. You have a friend from Brazil? 

    Ha10, nice 
     
    #13 -Glenn-, Oct 16, 2011
  14. Once my enemy/friend asked me to go to the old folks home to help out  what kind of insult is that?
     
    #14 hxhehe, Oct 16, 2011
  15. An ENEMY. >_>


    A fatter and "hotter" enemy.
     
    #15 *CheekyChloe (01), Oct 16, 2011
  16. do u need some tissues for ure issues
     
    #16 *--demon_slayer-- (01), Oct 16, 2011
  17. You were Born to be stupid. When you were born, your mother said to you, you were born to be stupid. And I name you Stupid :lol:
     
    #17 SweetCandyFloss, Oct 16, 2011
  18. "how's the view from down there"

    "stay off your back"

    And the greatest of all time.. "I know you are but what am I" Idc how old you are it is still funny
     
    #18 SB-Abyss-, Oct 16, 2011
  19. Ur smelly 
     
    #19 *Firbmthaawcmtmiw (01), Oct 16, 2011
  20. Thanks jerk :/
     
    #20 SB-Abyss-, Oct 16, 2011
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