guide for women

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *awesome_awesomer-_-TFA (01), Oct 6, 2011.

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  1. Giant and dawn still owe me a sammich. 
     
  2. Nah. I got my bathing suit at stop n shop!

    Viva La Resistance
     
  3. Lighten up. Two girls before you have already read and learned from this guide. Besides, it isn't sexist. MAYBE he thought you women lacked the ability to make a decent sandwich. :roll:
     
  4. Idc... If I think it's sexist I'll tell himthat I think it's sexist... If you don't think it's sexist then don't tell him it is, simple as that
     
  5. So it's a nice instruction manual for women who may not know how to make a sammich 
     
  6. So of it said men instead of women you'd still call it sexist?
     
  7. Ya, the women didn't seem to care
     
  8. Say theres an 11 yr old little girl, who reads this. OHMAIGAWD THEY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A SANDWHICH

    Viva La Resistance
     
  9. Now the 11 year old girl can make a decent sammich! Everybody wins 
     
  10. Yes I would still call it sexist because then it would b belittling men as opposed to women
     
  11. Omg it makes so much sense now 
     
  12. Take the bread, the meat, the toppings, the cheese, the sauce and place it on the table.

    Sit your man down at the table.

    Turn on the toaster and ask him to make the sandwich himself. 

    Now remember that you will be in the kitchen preparing breakfast whilst still in that sheer nightie.

    He WON'T eat the sandwich anyhow.
     
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    I make a mean Sammich 

    I don't need a guide to tell me how  I think this is sexist but also funny

    I'd make my man a Sammich anytime  But like all things, it comes at a price 

    Must Do's To Attain Sammich:

    1) Mow lawn n take out bins(weekly)
    2) Keep toilet seat down(always)
    3) Put his dirty clothes in wash basket PROVIDED by me (always)
    4) 1 massage a week, if good enough I'll give him a Alco beverages and treats while he sits on the couch n stuffs his face (Friday nights only)


    Satdays we'd get smashed together, I'd make food of his choice after going clubbing 
     
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  15. For all the people saying this is sexist, this thread is obviously a joke 






    Lmao this made me laugh  cool thread 
     
  16. sxual_me, after reading your guide line for men.....I think I wanna marry you.......
     
  17. I'll make the sandwich, but I'm taxing! Lol. Put pounded roofies inside 
     
  18. D1TCH


    No need for marriage  I'll make u a Sammich free coz ur awsum!
     
  19. Most women know how to fix a sandwich for their man we don't need a guide! 
     
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