Things PIMD Has Taught Me (In Its Honest Form)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by DoughEyes, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. 1. The app that starts with "Pi" (ho ho ho, clever I am for side stepping that) is the epitome of heaven for sleazy white-stained pervs and “playas” who get their jollies up in the virtual world
    (Proud not to be a Pi-er )

    2. Asininity runs rampant in this game

    The astonishing surprise?  Adults act like this too?! Oh mon dieu!!!

    Okay, yes, I understand it's your stress-reliever, but there's no need to add to the growing cesspool. I mean come on! You're adults, and being an adult (according to Merriam-Webster.com) means: “fully developed and mature; of, relating to, intended for, or befitting adults.” Should this not be how adults should act? Unless this is how you really are but hide it in real life due to the scrutiny you might receive in real life! Shocking!


    3. People Lie?! 

    Okay, yeah, no surprise there right? But come on, I'm picking on the ones older than the tweens/teens. Like really? Lmfao! I wasn't aware that this was some twisted reality MTV show? Are you THAT unhappy with who you are in real life that you have to fabricate someone else entirely to be happy? Or that you have to play games with people because you, yourself, are constantly played with in life? Oh my god Is that it? You have control issues in your life?!
    Gotta love those people who try to work their charm on you as if you're ignorant to their game. Uh, no? If people can see your agenda, then you most clearly are not 100% charmful lololol.

    Which leads me to my next point
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    4. People have a god-like complex and control issues...Shocking

    Now, now, I'll admit upfront I fall under the control issue category, would be sheer folly to think otherwise (am I right? I'm right). But I will say I'm constantly reforming and admitting my faults upfront, because I'm not afraid to do that.

    Anyway, I digress from my main point. I've always found it amusing how people with higher stats or in higher VIP clubs think they are holier-than-thou...It has to be so lonely to be the only one that's holy, no? I mean gosh! I didn't think that what you say or do outlawed everything else. Put quite frankly, I don't care what club you're in or if you're high stats, blah blah blah: You don't give me respect? You sure as hell don't deserve mine.

    Let's not forget that they are so high up in the shining foiled-up chair that is their “God” throne where they do not see their faults lol. Love when they try to pin the blame on you as if you're the only one at fault...Did I miss the memo where it takes one to tango now, not two? Was the dance modified recently?! You know how people say don't let the power get to your head...Yeah? Where's your head been recently?

    Which leads to control issues. Ah, yes, these people we've brushed shoulders with in PIMDland. The fact that a percentage of players have to execute some form of control over the masses leads me to assume that they do this because they clearly lack control in their lives, and this is pinpointing those with malicious intents (most often than not). To have control issues and a god-complex on top of it all is a double-whammy and no bueno...Should really get checked out, just sayin'.

    Should you try to pull away, they hit you with the guilt trip move. It's like oh hai! I didn't get the pamphlet which described the part about us being your dolls to succumb to your every will and whim.
    Loyalty is not a commodity nor is sincerity 


    5. Egos are easily inflated up the bazoooooooooooooo

    Yes, I'm sure we've all been witness to this absurd phenomena wherein you get to a certain point in stats or go up high in the VIP section how people start to change They're stats people, and it's VIP....You sure as hell didn't get there by yourself....It was more likely than not a team effort, not a solo effort. Unless you bought credits and etc etc, then yes, you technically DID get there, however, if you have a club? No, you did not. Work effort there people! Not solo effort.

    6. Hypocrisy and Lack of Sincerity

    I've seen so much of this, and yes, I have most certainly fallen into this category more than once, I mean, let's be honest, who hasn't? Anyway, really? You go crucifying someone for something that you hate, and then whoosh! Complete 180 and you end up doing it yourself. Seen too many cases of this, albeit too late, too late. Gotta love when people say people forget about what really matters, friends, fun, etc etc.....Yeah? What do you do? Have your actions not proven otherwise?

    As for sincerity, I guess it's become a dimming ember of fire that used to be here back in the good 'ol days of PIMD. Where'd it go? Did it hide under the bed? Did it run across the world like Carmen San Diego (at least I think that's what the show was called....)?! Who stole sincerity from the cookie jar?!! 

    7. PIMDers Lack of Facing Being Called Out on their Crap

    Yeah, we've all been there, done that lololol. So because we all know, I've just posted the following, I love when:

    a percentage of the male population of pimd backtrack when they're confronted for their crap and label the confronters as “crazy”, “nothing”, “drama starters”, “aggressive”, etc etc...Grow a pair and then come back yeah? I hear Growapair.com is coming out with a new product, should probably pick up the phone and call...

    a percentage of the female population of pimd pretend to have your back and care for you, only to slap you across the face and slither their way around....Ripyourscales.com has an excellent treatment for removing those scales you seem to sport, should really look into booking an appointment (*whispers* I hear they give you a complimentary spa day too, you know, to make sure your skin doesn't erode)


    And because I've run out of steam, I'm closing it with:

    This has been brought to you by the No bueno! Emoji. Enjoy. Debate, comment, etc etc. I'm open to hearing view points and such.
    Trolls, there's the door...Go back to your bridges and mutter under your breathes how the world misunderstands you 

    P.S. It'll be amusing to see the wave of back-lash (if any) I get...And for further clarity on this post, please proceed to “Misery Business,” “Pardon Me”, and other songs packed with awesomeness that further explore these topics.

    P.P.S. Yes, yes, I also file myself under some of these topics, don't get ahead of yourself thinking I don't look in the mirror either lol.
     
  2. I never back down from a fallout. 
     
  3. Call out.*
     
  4. Which is why I said "a percentage"...
     
  5. Well said mi inteligente chola  but on a serious note, yes in falling in some of the categories as well and sometimes people realize that their actions were perhaps a mistake however this is life and part of it is learning from your mistakes and moving forward from it. Common sense is not so common around here in pimd land.
     
  6. Well said honey 
     
  7.  BRAVO
     
  8. Well said  thanks
     
  9. "her name is Pi-- SHE'S A WHORE!!"
    That's how I apply this to the real world. 
     
  10. Bien dicho ^_^. Finalmemte alguien que si puede escriber algo sensible. Me gusto mucho.

    Keep it up ;)


    ~M
     
  11. I would say this should be added to the game walkthrough guide. Add a section for interaction models. 
     
  12. STOP HAMMER TIME
     
  13. Remember Des, there's nothing wrong with being opinionated. 
     
  14. Lmao Micky
     
  15. Well said Desukkaaaaaa.. Totally agree...the hidden undertones of pimd..
    Pimd is life magnified x10. And yes a lot of ppl here try to accommodate what's missing in their RL. But no matter what, u know I got ur nutella covered back(against the wall) always!! 
     
  16. very well said! 
     
  17. When i say i have someones back, i mean it  and i have never lied (apart from when i said i was a squirrel)