best break up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. "I'm sorry, but the voices say we shouldn't be together"
     
    #41 kittehwars, Sep 24, 2011
  2. It's not that you're not hot, but he is so much hotter.

    It's just a restraining order, not the end of the world!
     
    #42 MichelleLoversElegy, Sep 24, 2011
  3. "I had a great time last night Jessi.., I mean Sierra."
     
    #43 *iExx (01), Sep 24, 2011
  4. I feel like we've grown apart, and gone in seperate directions. Oh by the way, I'm doing your best friend.

    By the way, I moved to Chicago 3 days ago.
     
    #44 MichelleLoversElegy, Sep 24, 2011
  5. "I must leave you, canada needs me!"
     
    #45 kittehwars, Sep 24, 2011
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    #46 HAL1MAH, Sep 24, 2011
  7. "I love you but your friend has a nice ass."
     
    #47 *iExx (01), Sep 24, 2011
  8. "its not that I don't love you, it's just I can't stop throwing up around you."
     
    #48 kittehwars, Sep 24, 2011
  9. It's not that you don't love me it's that I don't love you
     
    #49 *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 24, 2011
  10. I love you and all, but your sister is hotter
     
    #50 kittehwars, Sep 24, 2011
  11. "You must have a stalker because I'm seeing someone behind your back."
     
    #51 *iExx (01), Sep 24, 2011
  12. It's not that your not hot and smart and have the package. It's that your sister has more to offer
     
    #52 *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 24, 2011
  13. I'm sorry [insert name here] but my mom says I have to dump you because she doesn't have enough money to pay you every month
     
    #53 *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 24, 2011
  14. If you really wanna dump someone, 3 easy words: "I have aids"

    Theyre gone. 
     
    #54 -Couch_Violating_Panda-, Sep 24, 2011
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    #55 *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 24, 2011
  16. He does have a point though
     
    #56 *CyBeR_x_ANARCHY (01), Sep 24, 2011
  17. Qwertyuiopasdfg
     
    #57 *crazyazinguy (01), Sep 24, 2011
  18. "Hey, how can I tell if I have syphilis?"
     
    #58 *iExx (01), Sep 24, 2011
  19. This is mine....I don't ****ing like u get the hell out of my LIFE!!!! Right after this kiss cuz I kno u want my sexy hot bod
     
    #59 *Hunter467442 (01), Sep 24, 2011
  20. Uh...

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    #60 MichelleLoversElegy, Sep 24, 2011
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