best break up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. more break up lines. This is funny
     
    #21 HAL1MAH, Sep 24, 2011
  2. A: what's the difference between a plate and us?
    B: what?
    A: the plate is still together.
     
    #22 kittehwars, Sep 24, 2011
  3. It's not you it's me


    Gets me every time xD
     
    #23 DarkRose1908, Sep 24, 2011
  4. It's not me, it's you.
     
    #24 kittehwars, Sep 24, 2011
  5. Rose with me I usually havta say:

    I need to have some space. I feel supressed.

    Or

    I'm sorry you deserve better than me, I don't trust myself enough.
     
    #25 *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 24, 2011
  6. It's was good at first, but now all you do is whin about the paper bag
     
    #26 kittehwars, Sep 24, 2011
  7. Whine*
     
    #27 kittehwars, Sep 24, 2011
  8. Kittehwars, yes!

    Saying "it's not me, it's you" is epic.
     
    #28 MichelleLoversElegy, Sep 24, 2011
  9. I usually say this is working out to well. Bye!! Then walk away.
     
    #29 No_Heart_Soft, Sep 24, 2011
  10. “I've been with your mom the whole time. I'm sorry.”
     
    #30 *iExx (01), Sep 24, 2011
  11. This is stupid, how about a real reason - if not why date?
     
    #31 *StacksMU (01), Sep 24, 2011
  12. Stacks, these lines aren't to be taken seriously. It's something to laugh at, not actually use.

    Uh-duh.
     
    #32 MichelleLoversElegy, Sep 24, 2011
  13. I'm sorry to say I saw your brother naked and no it's just not the same.
     
    #33 *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 24, 2011
  14. “After being with you for so long I'm starting to see why my wife hates you.”
     
    #34 *iExx (01), Sep 24, 2011
  15. Girl: I think we need to break up.
    Guy: Finally I can get off these anti-depressions.
    Girl: Good bye hug?
    Guy: sure
    *guy walks over to different girl and gives sob story*
     
    #35 X_Livi-is-dead_X, Sep 24, 2011
  16. "I think we need a divorce, my girlfriend is getting angry"
     
    #36 kittehwars, Sep 24, 2011
  17. bloody hell. This is good shit 
     
    #37 HAL1MAH, Sep 24, 2011
  18. "I'm sorry, but ive been cheating on you with my hand."
     
    #38 kittehwars, Sep 24, 2011
  19. I like that one
     
    #39 *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 24, 2011
  20. (I'm bisexual but I still find this funny)

    I saw your ----- and suddenly I'm gay
     
    #40 *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 24, 2011
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