Wow. Fail. All of you wanting tips fail. But I can't deny it. Most people fail at relationships these days. But kinda humiliating when a 11 YEAR OLD IS TELLING YOU WANT TO DO TO SAVE YOUR DAMN RELATIONSHIP?! ... Yes. It is. Now let's get to the point. -------- Getting your ex back. Some of you have made idiotic decisions, by dumping your ex. But I need to tell you. If you dumped him because he abused, or sexually harassed you or all of that bad stuff, get over it. He doesn't deserve you. But if you left him, or if it's your fault, here's steps to get him back. I don't guarantee it'll work 100% but nothing's fullproof. :/ 1. Act guilty. Don't make suicidal threars or anything that'll make him feel bad, admit that it was your fault. Yep. Swallow the guilt. Yummy. The bitter-sweet taste of defeat. 2. Talk to the guy about how you feel, tell him th honest truth of why, you dumped him or left him, then talk to the girl, telling her about how you really feel about they guy and ask if you can actually snag him for a bit for a convo. :/ If the girl's a bitch, ignore her then talk to the guy. Don't do anythingto provoke or make the girl jealous. Less chance of success. 3. Call him, invite him over, ask if he wants to start over again. And yes. Apologize. Always. Apologize. Or. You. Will. FAIL. Wooing your crush. :/ You, you, you. Poor you. Obsessed aren't ya? Well no worries! Too scared to confront the guy of your dreams? That cute little Romeo? Well. Fail. That totally means you're obsessed. :/ Just don't obsess over him. You can have a crush, but don't obsess. :/ 1. After school, drag him in a dark alley then talk to him. Obviously. If he's a stranger, this will ever succeed. Must be a close friend or a friend that trusts you. Tell him about your feelings. Don't say it as if you HAVE TO HAVE HIM. Just talk calmly and tell him how you feel. BREAKING UP?! Wow. Seriously? To picky? Tell you this. The most guys you should EVA date. Maximum: 9. ._. 9 per year. Or people will start calling you a player. 1. Call him, (1 is for wussies. >_>) and tell him to break up. 2. Talk to him in real life and break up. Ways ti break up: "I don't really love you anymore... Can we, break up?" ... I nearly gagged saying that cheesy line. But yes. Say that, but din't act calm. Don't make eye contact. NEVAR MAKE EYE COTANCT. >:L That applies to 1 and 2. ------------ I guess you're done. Good job! You're not a dummy anymore. :/ _Alice suggested it. :/ Derp.
I didn't suggest it u asked me i said yes Omg u came up with that in a short period of time and for an 11year old bravo
Mine aren't about fake pregnancy. Mine are sometimes funny, and this is just a advice thing thread. Bubbub, leave. I have already emailed the devs.