-I head back over to the soldiers. I look at them and then say- "Now who's ready to take on an elf in a drinking contest?"
-they all cheer and one man gets up challenging me I grin and we take our glasses and start drinking-
-I knock back 5 glasses and the man does the same. He seems to be getting a little tipsy. I show no indication-
-I whisper- "Elves aren't effected by poisons. And alcohol is considered one so I can drink as much as I want and feel next to nothing." -I grin and drink three more down. The man has begun to wobble-
(-insert lord of the rings comment here lmao-) -I drink down 2 more and then stop. I raise my hand and look at it- "I feel something. A slight tingling in my fingers.....I thinks it's effecting me...." -the man groans and falls over passing out. I look at him and suavely say- "Game over..."
-wakes up after a nap feeling fuck better. I walk out to see that Sal has yet again tricked a fellow human in a drinking contest they had no chance to win-