50 ways to get kicked out of walmart

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PiNK-BuTTeRFly, Sep 10, 2011.

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  1. 1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
    2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
    3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M
     
  2. Dangit. 1 sec
     
  3. U got cut off
     
  4. 1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
    2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
    3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M
     
  5. NEVERMIND!  it cuts me off -__-
     
  6. >_>


    My ways-


    1. Strip naked and put a toilet roll on your netherlands region and yell, "DON'T FEAR, CAPTAIN UNDERWEAR IS HERE!"

    2. Jump on the counter then do the moonwalk. Make sure to kick away the food or groceries.

    3. Say in the speakers, "BLOOD STAINED TAMPONS LARGE SIZE. BST L SIZE!!"


    4. Pretend to rob walmarts by putting
    On a mask then shout, "WHERE ARE ALL THE GERBILS?!"


    5. Do the treadmill on the counter. This time, jiggle your titties every time the person tells you to get off.


    6. Take the cashier to the center of walmart and motorboat him/her :D



     
  7. Thanks cloe. My got cut off but I like yours
     
  8.  xD your welcome! XDDDD
     
  9. 1. You go piss on the turkey then rub it on the manager's face

    2. You scream out AARP IS AKDHAISJSHSHHSH

    3. You go on an opening package rampage
     
  10. Or u just pee on a costumer
     
  11. Or spell customer the way it is supposed to be spelled.
     
  12. Buy some chocolate pee on it[​IMG] then force a customer to eat it
     
  13. 50 ways ?? where r the rest
     
  14. Actually, I once started picking my nose in front of a cctv camera, then looked and walked around the store like James Bond.

    I sure caught a lot of attention.
     
  15. were u kicked out?
     
  16. Yes. They thought I was gonna rob them.
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    The way I lurked around the store was too suspicious. 
     
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