What Not To Do When At.... (#)

WHEN AT THE ZOO!

When at the zoo, there are things not to do....
Rules of the zoo:

#. WHEN THE SAY DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS, DON'T FEED EM STUPID! 
# Don't listen to the monkey! 
# Beware the old guy to your left that makes a face like this . He wants your applesauce.
# Not everything is for petting, so beware. 
Example:
Dumb little girl : OOOO LOOK AT THE PWEETY TIGER MOMMY!
Stupid Guard : Don't touch the tiger!
Dumb Little Girl : *touchy touchy touchy*
Beasty Tiger : *nom nom nom*

See little girl... Next time you will listen!

# uhh what number was I on? 
# Kevin The Eggplant lives at the zoo so..... Give him this cookie 

Is that even a cookie?  Omg dude, what's that thing at the bottom? Somebody was nom nom noming at my cookie?! BETTER GET ME A NEW ONE! 

Anyway those are my stupid rules for the zoo.

P.S. I was bored 

Next week's topic? A trip to the taco shop! 

Brought to you by the letter z. Z is for zoo! 

Thanks for reading!  Here's a cookie if you like it.

Yeah my cookie that somebody just had to take a big huge bite out of. YEAH REAL NICE BUDDY! 

~™

 

My cookie 

 

 Thats awesome 

 

Thanks  But I'm serious about the cookie. Who ate it? 

 

Thanks pixie.  And WTF IS A SUSHI COOKIE?  Is this it?? I thought somebody just took a bite . 

 

 Yay..I guess. And I  you too person i do not know! 

 

NOOOOOOOOOO! MY COOKIE!  YOU OWE ME A NEW ONE!  One without a bite in it 

 

It's burnt?  YOU BURNT IT? 