1001 ways to break out of jail

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. prison break 
     
  2. Watch The Great Escape, and try copying everything they did lmao
     
  3. Never saw that movie
     
  4. 

    It's a classic!!

    -
     
  5. Don't eat anything until u bcome very skinny so u can go through the bara
     
  6. Use a spoon to dig out...
     
  7. Isn't the floor concrete?
     
  8. Say"if ur happy and u know it stomp hard and than stomp hard"
     
  9. Starve myself and squeeze through the bars
     
  10. Pretend to have a heart attack then when they come get u on the stretcher, start running like theirs no tomorrow
     
  11. Use my beasty, ghostbusting powers....combined with chuck Norris' 
    ~
     
  12. Get a banana, find a monkey and pay the monkey the banana, and tell the monkey to get a gun, and shoot everyone. Then you steal a cop car and throw a watermelon at the cops that is chasing you in a high-speed chase. Then you get arrested in your front yard for the 3rd time that week
     
  13. Zacmac.. Dude. Not cool. 