CNPEpic News Irene This is a very important message. Do not treat this as a joke... Irene and I are married What? Irene is my fiancé name.Just joking... But seriously. Ok now back to the news. Irene (The real one) is on a destruction spree. My heart goes out to all the victims of irene Man Utd crushed arsenal Epicly. Final scoreline-. That was a warning to the premier league. Man City's new arrival Samir Nasri was awesome. Providing two crosses to dezko. Dezko 2nd last goals was assisted by yaya toure before he put in into the net by himself. New roller coaster ride at universal studios The Back Breaker It's so awesome that you won't be able to vetoe it. How it works. You stand up instead of sitting down and tie your legs really tight. The ride keeps goes up the 360• turn and down and it repeats. Your back will be flinging like crazy Safety Precautions Use only if you have backache. Ride it when you're pregnant. if you have heart related diseases it is most reccomanded to take the ride. If you're afraid of this ride go take the kiddie roller coaster. The speed of the rollercoaster: accerates into 300km/h in a second. Kiddy roller coaster: There's no difference. Only name differences for scaredy cats ___________________________ Special invite Wanna party at my dorm? Well you're welcome. But you have to win the competion. The player who has the funniest image ever that makes me laugh will winYay... I only have 3 tickets so start postin in the comments. No profanity or nudity in it Basically no bypassing the ToU and ToS. Yeah. That's all sorry it's short. Next issue will be on friday On Tuesday I'll be hiking Wednesday, Teacher Day Rehersal Thursday, Teachers day