Meet Bean. Also known as Beanie Babie, Princess Tiabeanie, Bean Bun, the black one, my son's wife, the skittish one, the one that acts like prey, and many others. You may have met Lance before, whom I tries to help my son Ulysses befriend. Him and Ulysses kept trying to murder each other so Ulysses new brother had to go. I have since gotten him a wife, who I've had a few months now and she still merely tolerates me. She nips at me if I pet her husband for too long. But now my son has a life partner! And she's really cute! Even though she won't let me pet her and she freaks out at the sight of my cat! Luckily my son is chill enough for both of them.