A Shit Hunt

Lowkey feel like ya'll already know what I'm doing as I'm typing this.

Anyway, I've personally never understood the difference between a "good hunt" and a "shit hunt". Like, they're all just.. Hunts. But apparently there's been a rise of shit hunts as of late, so yanno, I thought..

ATA might as well make a shit-based hunt, and get it over with. And by that, I mean:

1. Shelf items: Poop plushies, toilet rolls, comic books and magazines to read, and maybe a tiny cactus for the shits and giggles.
2. Poster: The Thinker, except he's in the middle of shitting.
3. Bed Shelf: Laxatives..? And maybe air freshener.
4. Desk shelf: A sticker that says "PUUUUUUSH!"
5. Plant: That man-eating plant from the Sims.
6. Chair: I use those tiny stools to help me poop so-
7. Bed: A stained bathub.
8. Desk: You know what's stupid? I've always wanted to work on my assignments as I shat. Give it like a proper office table.
9. 499: A cat who just shat itself.
10. 999: AN ACTUAL. GLORIOUS. GOLD. TOILET BOWL.

Anyway, I hope ATA makes this hunt real, only because I think it's going to make really nice conversations.

Spoiler: Examples of such conversations

Whiners: "This hunt is shit!"
ATA: "That's the fucking point, ya dingus."

Please excuse my low-effort, shitty thread.

 

*shits on your toilet floor* >:c

Name and shame thx. 👀

Yes, but you can be even better with this happening, eh?

I'm doing my man a favour. Maybe we can have a feet hunt next for the feet fetishes.

The comment is more disgusting than the whole thread, how could you? 😤

Also thx for everyone's support. I wrote it when I was high from pooping a large one so like.. ATA pls make my dreams come true thx.

 

Your ass thanks you for supporting its cause in life.

Me to myself rn:

 

Thank you for joining the Shit-ciety, pls take your complimentary pins.

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